image by It’s Saturday afternoon. I’m starving. I have food in the house — should I make something? No! Because I’m being driven by a force beyond my control. This epidemic called “Chipotle” has not only infected me, but millions of others. Look all around you! People are singing about burritos, going on burrito diets, cross-dressing in tinfoil and even lining these tasty snacks up and doing their best Kobayashi impression.
I love it, yet I hate it. But all that I can do about it is get in my car, make the 5-minute drive (why do they make them so accessible?!) and get myself a mammoth 20 oz. chicken burrito with rice, no beans, corn salsa, sour cream and cheese. Maybe some chips and guac if I’m still hungry (lol).
Is there a support group for this?
